They "let" me park on the sidewalk downtown. What they didn't know was that my scooter gang peeps were hidden and ready to launch cupcakes Chinese Stars at them if they didn't.
Because when I want a deli sandwich with Brie and sweet jalapeno jelly, I want it right then.
First Reds game of the season, check. First helmet sundae of the season, check. First twist helmet sundae with cherries ever, check. First and certainly not the last game I will leave having no clue who won, check.