Photobomb

Hunter S. Tomcat is reaaaaaal tired from working Carl's Deli all day. Chuck Norris is just lazy.

Juicy G

I found this written on the Blue Angel last week.

"Who wrote on your car," Ray wanted to know.
"Who do you think would write 'I heart you, Juicy Booty' on my car?"
"Any one of your friends would do that."

True.

It was Missy.

"Juicy booty" is our mantra at the gym.

Editorializing

 

The kitchen chalkboard usually has our menu and events for the week on it. 

But after a cookout, it presented with "Be nice to Boss Man" and "Sup bitches" on it. 

Clearly the Boss Man and Jared were at my house.

Fun slide

 

The Queen City Sausage Festival had more than Goetta, it also had fun slides!*

*The faces on the kids going down the slide seemed to show they were having marginal amounts of fun, but a sign saying Marginally Fun Slide would probably impact slide sales. (Maybe for the better?)