"Who wrote on your car," Ray wanted to know.
"Who do you think would write 'I heart you, Juicy Booty' on my car?"
"Any one of your friends would do that."
The Queen City Sausage Festival had more than Goetta, it also had fun slides!*
*The faces on the kids going down the slide seemed to show they were having marginal amounts of fun, but a sign saying Marginally Fun Slide would probably impact slide sales. (Maybe for the better?)